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The Frenemy.: Advice At 18 →
thefrenemy:
Somebody asked me what advice I would give to my 18-year-old self. It is as follows:
First of all, slow your load. I get that your hormones are raging at the fiery furnace of vagina hellfire terror. Cool. These hormones might make you want to just dry hump all over every celebrity vampire or…
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my mom: you can't stay online forever
me: is that a challenge
when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move.
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move.
when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately.
flashover
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the moment a conversation becomes real and alive, which occurs when a spark of trust shorts out the delicate circuits you keep insulated under layers of irony, momentarily grounding the static emotional charge you’ve built up through decades of friction with the world.
faze-out
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. a mood totally out of sync with everyone else around you, from Friday night pensiveness to heart-to-heart snark, which is a symptom of emotional jet lag—caused by an inflamed suspicion of togetherness in an age of faceless anonymity—a condition whose only known cure is to perform the zombie dance from Thriller while openly weeping, which would effectively crash and...
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cottencandylacedingold:
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